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Season 1

February 12th 2006     (Episode 1)     Hosts:  The Brick,  J.Bricks


February 19th 2006     (Episode 2)     Hosts:  The Brick,  Dante,  Viper

  • The crew determines from the start that any call made to them will go on the air without hesitation. Dante says the only reason to call a radio show is to go on the air and interact with the hosts.
  • Dave from Brighton calls in - He asks, "Whats the best thing to ever come out of BC?" Dante answers, "obviously, Dante & The Brick". Dave doesn't agree, and says "Doug Flutie!". Dave then reveals he went to Holy Cross, to which Dante responds "I'm sorry, do you need some counseling?". Dave yells "BC Basketball sucks, then says, how many national titles does BC Basketball have and how many does Holy Cross have?". The Brick responds to Dave by telling him to go blow his boyfriend.
  •  20 Minutes into his first


February 26th 2006     (Episode 3)     Hosts:  The Brick,  Dante,  J.Bricks

  •  Dante starts off the show with this one, "This is the Dante & the Brick show which means we have planned absolutely nothing, and the song you already heard will be one of five all night". Dante & the Brick had a policy of sticking to a maximum of 5 songs in any given show.
  • Technical difficulities are determined to be par for the course at WMFO.
  • The Voice of God makes his first appearance on Dante & The Brick, welcoming us to WMFO and also to the freeform genre.
  •  Mr.T stops by - he tells us that he loves Bubba, staying in school, and the Dante & the Brick show!   "Open your mouth and let the milk in", he exclaims!
  • Rejected Call Signs from the movie Top Gun - "SheMale"
  •  Dante and J.Bricks play Rock, Paper, Scissors to determine which song is played.
  • When trying to place a phone call on the air, The Brick discovers that the phone switch is broken. A second phone call then comes in, this is when The Brick then goes on a rampage against WMFO and all that is evil. "We have two phone calls who can't get on the air right now because the equipment is broken! I am so mad right now!" "This is our show, phone calls are our show!" This is when Dante says, "I'm in disbelief that this is actually our show"  The Brick then suggests speakerphone, though J.Bricks takes credit for the idea.
  • A random caller then gets on the air - she asks us "Could you tell me what time it is?"
  • Phil in the car calls in - "Can you hear me?" he asks, Dante replies "I wish I couldn't".
  • WVBC Prank Call - Lucky Wah, What time is it?
  •  Ming interviews a cop - he asks the tough questions. "Do you have an attack dog?"   "Whats the average weight of a male officer?"  Thanks Ming
  •  The Brick does some news stories. Story - A man beats his roomate to death because they were out of toilet paper. Dante says he never has that problem because he invested in a bidet.  Next story - Malden City Hall bathroom is rated the top gay-sex meetup place in Massachusetts by GayUniverse.com
  •  J.Bricks brings up the Jessica Simpson-Nick Lachey break-up and how Jessica has to pay Nick money as part of the divorce. J.Bricks then says, "have you heard his new single?" Dante responds, "Where can I find it? Maybe at GayUniverse.com or he may be playing the Malden City Hall bathroom soon"
  • Bubba and Cult of Personality remix
  •  Dante adds that "if I had to listen to this, I'd stick my head in a blender"
  • Game Show - The Birthday Game ... The Brick gives clues about people who have upcoming birthdays, Dante and J.Bricks have interesting guesses including Vanilla Ice on several instances.
  •  Herbie calls in from Lynn - What starts off like a seemingly normal call goes in a different direction, when Herbie says "I have a little crush on that Dante boy". "Does this lovely lady (J.Bricks) date either of you? Cause she's be lucky to have boys like you".    "I'm same-sex oriented, my boyfriend left and I started drinking and listening to you boys".     "I'm probably twice your age, but would you be interested in helping me raise two boys".      Dante sings his parody song "Hold Me Closer Tony Danza". Herbie responds after by saying "It was like listening to an angel."             "I made love to an Asian man once, his name wasn't Ming though".               "Can you boys put up a website with like pictures and biographies?"               "I wish you boys would stay on the air all night" Dante says, "A lot of people wish that".             Herbie comes up with this one, "Dante, I stopped drinking alcohol." Dante says, "Never a good decision". Herbie says, "Well I'm freezing it now and licking it like a popsicle". Dante says, "Well you can't freeze alcohol, but I admire your zeal for trying".        "I got a business you boys can help me out with in the spring. I run an ice cream truck out of Lynn."  Dante then goes over how he would sell ice cream, a Dante & the Brick best of moment!             "In my old house in the south, we kept the ice cream in the cellar. If some of the boys wanted some ice cream, I'd bring 'em down to get some ice cream. We'd take our shirts off, eat some ice cream."           "I'd love to be in your studio audience." Dante says, "Well the season is actually sold out."          Dante mentions how J.Bricks has never even had a boyfriend, Herbie says "That's all right, that way we get to keep all the boys for ourselves."             Mr.T stops by to talk to Herbie. He loves ice cream because its made of milk. He loves chocolate and vanilla, J.Bricks asks if he likes the swirl. Mr.T is down with the swirl. Herbie says, "I'm white and your black, we can make a swirl ourselves."           Dante makes a final pitch on how he would sell ice cream.            Herbie invites everyone including Mr.T over for dinner, he says he would make a pot roast for us. Mr.T says, "Mr.T will eat your pot roast, Mr.T will eat the pot too."            "I want you kids to talk about your first kiss."      OH MY!
  • Random caller - he got a text message telling him to call this number.


March 5th 2006     (Episode 4)     Hosts:  The Brick,  Dante,  Viper,  The Olse,  Mike O'Brien

  •  Dante proclaims this to be the first ever show in March, and for that, we have planned absolutely nothing.  The Olse then shouts "Fuck March".
  •  The first Ming clips are played ... including Ming doing a station ID, "Hey Now", "How big is my penis", and "Oh Yeah, Oh Yeah"
  •  The News Guy calls in. But the phone switch is broken. Dante tries to remember things for electronics class, to no avail. He then says we should bang and kick the switch, which doesn't work either. The show then receives 2 callers, neither of which they can get on the air. The phone hangs up on every caller.  The Brick then recommends speaker phone. Brilliant!
  •  The News Guy makes his debut. Dante makes sure he has no relation to Huey Lewis, since they both are involved with the news. His first story is that Peter McNeely (of Mike Tyson fame) got arrested for beating up and robbing a guy.
  • In other news, he says, "Little Kim's boob has exploded", which  The Olse updates, it didn't explode its leaking.  The News Guy slips and says, "She's in jail, she was bitch slapped".  Dante responds, "is that how her boob starting leaking, was she the victim of a horrible bitch slapping incident?"
  •  The News Guy then admits to being the one who bitch slapped Little Kim. He says, "I did it. I took her down"
  •  Dante doesn't want to nit pick, but he says "You're not so much a News Guy as you are a Bitch Slap Guy" ...  BSG responds, "I could do that, anything for the show"
  •  Ming calls in - "Are there drunk guys calling in tonight?" ... Ming wants to hear back from Herbie this week. He then brings up the emergence of BSG and says "How did your show become a magnet for all these weirdos?"
  •  BSG calls in - "Did he just call me a weirdo?"  And then it was on between BSG & Ming.  The Olse shouts "The Bitch Slap is on, YEAAAH!".  BSG asks, "Where is he? I wanna know. You can tell Ming I'm coming for him."
  •  The Olse calls Ming "The mathematical genius from Asia."
  •  J.Bricks calls in - she wants to know if we've heard from Herbie. Dante asks BSG to slap her ASAP.
  •  Dante informs us that the FCC (Federal Chess Championship) has regulations saying we can say inappropriate words on the radio from 10pm-6am. The Brick then plays a song from The Dan Band to see if it would be ok to play. Dante further explains that you can be inappropriate but not obscene.
  •  The Olse brings up the fact that he is currently experiencing a case of SNE or (Spontaneous Nipple Erection).
  •  Mohammad Jihad Abdul Dirkalurka Anderson joins the crew in studio. He starts by calling everyone the White Devil. Mohammad sings along to a native song. He says that he knows the man we call Ming, and that he sucks a goat's tit.
  • Rejected Call Signs from Top Gun - "Hippie" is played
  • The Ice Cream Man returns to the air for a brief moment
  •  J.Bricks calls in - she just got back from bowling at the Kowloon
  •  Kevin calls in from San Diego - he asks if we can drink on the air. Of course not! Kevin calls this a waste of a Saturday night.
  • Cronin calls in - "Dante is the sexiest man alive" umm ok Cronin. "And to everyone not listening, you should cause its a great show".
  •  Game Show - Who Would You Do?   First question, Fats Domino or The Dominos Pizza Delivery Man?  Cronin - the last time I ordered Dominos the delivery guy wasn't too bad, I found him attractive, I would do him in the butt (WRONG answer).  Mike - I like what Dominos is serving, I hope he's in tight jeans (WRONG).  The Olse - I would do no questions asked, Fats Domino (WRONG).  Caller - Fats Domino because he's famous.  Next question - Three Blind Mice or The Three Bears?  Cronin - Bears can smell honey, so if you put some on, they will come and lick your balls.  The Olse - Winnie the Pooh can go F himself.  Next question - Vanna White with a hunchback and two peg legs OR Alex Trebeck with a filthy sanchez mustache? Cronin - I think I'd go with Vanna White, I don't know why, but its better than Alex Trebeck (WRONG).  Caller - I'm gonna go with Alex, because he will require me to scream Oh yes, Oh yes, in the form of a question (Good answer).  Viper - I'm going with Vanna, assuming the two peg legs are removable, I will have her on the ceiling fan and spin her around (Good answer). Next Question - David Dacoveny from Zoolander OR Thing from the Addams Family?  Caller - I'm going to go with Thing, I can put him in my pants and walk around with him all day (Good game, well played). Caller is the Who Would You Do Champion!
  •  Mr.T stops by --- He talks about being punctual, breastfeeding, regraduating and more. 
  • Random caller -- "This is the worst garbage I have ever heard in my entire life" ... "Who in their right mind would give you a radio show?" ... "It seems like you have the same callers every week, are these calls staged or planned?"


March 12th 2006     (Episode 5)     Hosts:  The Brick,  Dante,  Viper,  Justin,  Forrest

  • Bagpipes / Beautiful People Intro
  • The Clash - Train In Vain
  •  Dante - "Dante & The Brick!  Balls to the Radio!"
  •  The Brick unveils the new station IDs, including one from EZE, Ming (The People's Instructor), and computerized Ming IDs (which were sent in from a fan of the show) ... WMFO = Ming Free Or die radio, obviously this fan isn't a fan of Ming
  •  Forrest - "I can't believe I'm on this horrible show"
  •  Mr.T montage is debuted ...  Dante "I think that's the best segment that has ever appeared on our program"
  • Darkbuster - Hometown Zero
  •  Ming calls in - "I just went to the bathroom, brushed my teeth, thought I'd turn on you guys" ... Ming asks if we've had any newspaper coverage on our show, for example the Tufts Daily. Ming says he was quoted in last Friday's paper, Ming rambles on for 2 minutes while no one listens to him talk about his newspaper interview.
  •  BSG calls in - "I wanna bitch slap Ming, he's been ducking me"
  • Real Men of Genius - Bitch Slap Guy edition
  •  Caller calls in - "You're not having your best night, just thought I'd tell you guys"
  •  BSG does the news ... STORY - A deputy from Arizona is on leave after alleged beastiality acts with his neighbor's lamb.  STORY - Two maids in South Carolina fought after one took toilet paper off the others cart. A plaunger and a mop were used as weapons. The maid with the mop won the fight, the other ended up in the hospital. STORY - A guy was arrested for making anonymous obscene phone calls to random numbers.  The Brick asks, "Is his name Ming?"  STORY - Kirby Puckett died. "We also got this Barry Bonds guy with the steroids, he's lying"   STORY - Forbes came up with the richest people in the world, "Who Cares" ... In entertainment news, The Sopranos are coming back, "in the bitch slap community, that's a big show"
  •  The Brick plays a CNN news segment - Spring Break Survey concludes that excess drinking and increased sexual activity happen during spring break.  Dante responds, "Reporting the obvious isn't as easy as it looks"
  • Modest Mouse - Ocean Breathes Salty
  •  Caller's Girlfriend Squirrel IMs the show to defend him against, as she calls him, the evil man known as the BSG.


March 19th 2006     (Episode 6)     Hosts:  The Brick,  Ming


March 26th 2006     (Episode 7)     Hosts:  The Brick,  The Olse


April 2nd 2006     (Episode 8)     Hosts: The Brick,  Dante, Viper

  •  Dante returns from his 2-week hiatus. "I'd love to hear what happened the last couple of weeks".   "I , like a lot of people, don't listen".
  • A special 3-hour edition of Dante & the Brick, we're going from Midnight to 3 in the morning. Dante says, "For 3 hours tonight, we're bringing nothing".
  •  The Brick takes the first 30 minutes trying to get the computer on the air. After it is fixed, The Brick unveils the "Oh, how about that, a little backdoor action" Clip, which he obtained from a candlepin bowling TV show.
  •  Ming soundboard makes his debut on the show. "Come on now" is pinpointed as how you know its Ming. This is Ming's go to line.
  •  Ming calls in - he wants to know where Dante has been the last two weeks.
  •  Ted Sarandis calls in - WOW!
  •  Ming calls back - Dante asks if he likes to do it in the end?  Ming tells Dante to go to the bathroom and take a #2.
  •  Angry Tufts Student (Barry) calls in - "Do you guys even go to Tufts?"  "I don't see no Brick in my Facebook."  "Do you guys actually play music on this show or what?"  "I pay big dollars to go to this school and you clowns don't even play music."  "Who are these homophobes on Tufts radio?!?"  "I think you guys are a couple of pickle-smoochers in the studio". 
  • He wanted music, so we give him music, "Ming's Going Downtown". Dante says, "If he didn't already turn off his radio, he will now".
  •   The Pinheads called out Dante & the Brick on their show. And little did they know, we heard it.  "At midnight we'll be joined by Dante & the Brick for some of their own cocoughaney, raucous revelry, singular brand of humor". 
  •  Angry Tufts Student (Barry) calls in - "How the hell did you get on this station?"  The Brick says, "MING!"  "Who the hell is Ming?" he asks.  "I wanna hear some Tufts music, play some Guster!"   He then argues with Ming soundboard.  Dante's advice to Barry is to drink more.
  •  Bitch Slap Guy calls in - "Tell that kid to go outside and practice falling down, I'll be there in a minute".  "Poor Barry its going to get bitch slapped, go listen to Guster, fag"   The Brick plays the Pinheads clip, BSG says they definately have one coming. 
  •  BSG then does the news.  STORY - The cops had to wrestle a bag of weed out of a ravid dog's mouth. Its owner was arrested for having 108 bags of weed in his home. STORY - Fat people are dying in Vegas, they had to build a special ambulance for people weighing 500 pounds and more.


April 9th 2006     (Episode 9)     Hosts: The Brick,  Dante, The Olse, Mike O'Brien


April 16th 2006     (Episode 10)     Hosts: The Brick, Dante


April 23rd 2006     (Episode 11)     Hosts: The Brick, Dante, Viper

  • Movie on the Radio Night


April 30th 2006     (Episode 12)     Hosts: The Brick, Dante, BSG, Timur


May 7th 2006     (Episode 13)     Hosts: The Brick, Dante, Viper

  • Naughty by Nature - O.P.P.
  •  Viper has been spreading the word about the show to New Yorkers for the last two weeks. He apparently was mugged by someone who had heard of the show.
  •  Dante pokes fun of the WMFO sign off. Citing such things as "Beautiful Downtown Medford", "Broadcast frequency of 28.8 Kbps per second".
  •  The Brick plays some BSG quotes from his first in-studio appearance, Episode 12.
  • Message for JET is debuted
  • Sublime - Caress Me Down
  • Christina calls from Erie, PA - Though she calls with a case of whooping cough, she tells us that she is allowing the man she almost married to sleep on the pull out couch in her hotel room. Dante questions, if she were to share this hotel room with Dante & The Brick, who would be sleeping on the pull out couch. Christina responds, "No one, it's a king sized bed".
  •  Game show - Who Would You Do? ... Question - Snap, Crackle, and Pop OR The Golden Girls?  Christina - Snap, Crackle, and Pop because she likes her men small and dextrous (WRONG - but Dante is willing to let her move on).  Question - Cap'n Crunch OR Aquaman?  Christina - Aquaman from Entourage?  Umm no. Dante moves on to the next question.  Question - Dick Cheney OR A retarded hermaphridite sea turtle?  Christina - Dick Cheney because shooting someone in the face isn't a bad thing if done with warning (All-time Answer!).

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